What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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