I hope mine doesn't look like that
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I didn't notice because vodka
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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