I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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