You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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