Your tits are I can't wait for
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
we're so committed to being not committed
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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