Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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