Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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