She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
