Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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