apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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