And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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