i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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