Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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