question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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