And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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