Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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