So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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