I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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