it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
How many fucks given?
0.12846
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
