Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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