Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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