Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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