just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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