he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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