Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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