I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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