found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He better not be in your backpack
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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