So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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