Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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