Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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