I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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