I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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