thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect