I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My pussy is not your playground.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
