It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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