Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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