I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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