i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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