I wanna bring you to show and tell
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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