So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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