Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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