Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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