He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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