Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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