Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Do vagina's smell?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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