You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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