With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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