My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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