I CAN MOONWALK!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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