Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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