During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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