Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Randomize
