The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
